Dom celebrates "Be Kind to Animals Week" here at Dudebro

This should not come as any surprise to you that because the majority of humans are such major disappointments to me, that I often donate my time to helping animals in need in whatever ways I can. They're far more appreciative of your time and unfortunately can't protect or speak up for themselves and need intelligent humans to do it for them. I have no problem with this. This is an article that I wrote for a local shelter, but unfortunately because they were scared of copyright infringement from the bullfighting image (we don't care about that here at dudebro) and the length of the article itself, it was unfortunately chopped to hell and lost 60% of it's message. Here it is, unedited, in it's true form to be indexed by google. Do not ever tell me that I don't leave you with anything positive here.

"Be Kind to Animals Week"

One of my favorite weeks of the year is the infamous "Be Kind to Animals Week" that we get to observe for our dear pets, both living or otherwise, as well as for all the other creatures of the world.  It has taken many millenniums for humans in general to finally acknowledge a greater respect for the rest of life on this planet, and although we've come far in our treatments of them, we still have a long way to go. One of the main issues is that we as a people fail to realize that there are other sentient creatures on this planet that are capable of also feeling pain, fear, hurt, joy, happiness, terror, etc. These feelings have been scientifically proven to exist within the realm of the animal kingdom and extend beyond human beings. This being the case I was really happy to read many of the stories from last year as well as this year about people finally waking up and realizing this very simple yet often times overlooked ideology. I'd like to talk about some of these amazing things that have happened within our world lately that are certainly cause to celebrate.  The magnitude of these events are amazing for the simple fact that one in particular has been going on for centuries, and for the people to finally realize that other creatures were the victims, and they no longer wish to be a part of events such as these is extremely profound.

76% of Spaniards have stated that they have absolutely no use for bullfighting. This is a barbaric event that has been taking place in Spain, Columbia, and parts of Mexico for centuries. What was often heard was that it was an age old tradition that shouldn't be banned because it was symbolic of that countries people, even though the same people stating this understood the level of cruelty involved. However as the years trudged on, those very same people slowly started to transition from this philosophy and have now said that they don't wish to be known as a citizen of a country that partakes in such brutal atrocities any longer, as it makes them look far less civilized as a unified people. As it currently stands now, bullfighting still takes place within certain regions of Spain, but hasn't been banned in Columbia or Mexico, although it has become under more and more scrutiny and even though it may never die out completely I think we as human beings are finally on the right track of eventually making that happen. These days, most attendees of bullfights in Spain are more often than not, tourists. People who have never experienced the event are the ones typically paying money to see it and walking out half way through. My advice to you, save your money. There's plenty of other culture to see in these cities that don't involve things of this nature.

This is what happens when douchebags become self-aware.

The above picture has gone viral on the internet, and although people have seen it depicting matador Torrero Alvaro Munera, this wasn't necessarily a defining moment (contrary to what I'm sure most of you may have read). For most bullfighters they have killed hundreds of bulls before they finally come full circle and realize that it was cruel and pointless. This happened, not in this particular fight, but after another bull shortly thereafter caught this individual in the foot, throwing him across the ring and fracturing his fifth cervical vertebrae, rendering him a paraplegic. It wasn't until he was being treated in Miami, Florida shortly thereafter that he saw the error of his ways. Be that as it may, the picture itself has done wonders for animal rights and forward thinkers who were able to take the good from what it represented, and this is another win for humanity. It spoke volumes about how much the human soul can take until it finally gives way and that is what people needed to see.

In other news we have had the pointless vindication of breed specific legislation in this country. Random cities throughout the U.S. have sought banning certain breeds within city limits for no other real reason but fear. People since the dawn of our inception have always allowed fear of what they fail to comprehend deter them into destroying that which they fear instead of taking it as an opportunity for learning and curiosity. This of course is disheartening news, but on the flip side of this coin is the fact that animal abuse legislation has also made leaps and bounds especially here in Nevada as well as the rest of the country. People prior who had been arrested for things such as sponsoring, supporting, torturing, beating, and training dogs in dog fighting rings were only slapped on the wrist with misdemeanors and often no jail time at all. Now they are at least subject to a class D felony which carries anywhere from 10 months to 3 or so years prison time and of course a very nasty criminal record upon their exit from a correctional facility. If nothing else, this will severely inhibit them ever working with the animal population again (unless of course you happen to be Michael Vick and can throw a football, in which case you're awarded millions). So in the wake of some really bad choices made by law makers, this is at least another step in the right direction. To date there are only four states that don't hand out felonies for animal abuse and those are Idaho, Mississippi, and the Dakotas. However 46 out of 50 states finally taking these abuses seriously is pretty great news for animal lovers.

Many of the greatest minds the world has ever known have all shared their sage advice with the rest of us in regards to this topic. Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Jimmy Stewart, the Dalai Lama, Mother Theresa, Pythagoras, and many others just to name a few have been kind enough to enlighten us. They're all outstanding and I wish I could quote them all but this article would border on novel status if I did so I'm going to give you the footnotes instead. If I were to sum up the majority of what these great people have stated, it would be that the creatures of this Earth are in our care. It is our job to protect them, care for them, and treat them as we would another human being. If the beasts of this planet no longer existed, man would be missing a tremendous spiritual void and for us to move forward as an entire species, we need to learn to respect all forms of life. Every animal of this world is innocent. They do no harm to us unless we are careless or callous with our interactions with them. They have the absolute right to live amongst us in peace and tranquility and we must set the example for our children so that they too will understand how paramount this is to a rich future. Gandhi was once quoted as saying that you can tell a lot by a country and its people by how they treat their animals. I know that once this actually takes place, we as an entire people of this world will go on to do the most astonishing things we've ever dreamed imaginable. A civilized society will finally start taking hold all over the planet.

As always I will leave you with a great quote, this time from Dr King that really sums this article up nicely:

San Francisco is a Shithole...

No really, it is. This is my second trip here for business at the Moscone center. I wasn’t really impressed with it the first time, but this time being up here solo I’ve had the opportunity to somewhat explore things a little more. Without any and all hesitation I can give this town the “DomMega Certified Shithole” key to the city. Let me get into this a bit further because it really is a smoke and mirrors tourist trap.

I’m staying at a hotel downtown near Geary Street, and it’s comical what goes on here as the sun dipsThis is how you should experience San Fran. In a picture. below the horizon and the night slowly awakens. San Francisco is a melting pot of transients, prostitutes (some of whom are pregnant), douchebags, dipshits, and self-righteous assholes who think they’re better than you because they live here. Haha, what? Also the sheer amount of dolts found here is astounding as well. I will say if you remove the people of this city and are just left with the actual city itself, it is absolutely beautiful. It is with 100% certainty that I say the people here are what really ruin the experience. Not that I was really trying to grasp onto an actual “experience” per se, I’m just here to work and go back home. You quite literally have to pay me to even come here.

As I sit in my hotel room right now I can audibly testify that there is a symphonic melody of random yelling, glass breaking every 5 minutes on the sidewalk, transients screaming some incoherent nonsense, and earlier I even saw police pull their firearms on a man’s dog. The man was being arrested for God knows what by 3 officers while his dog was still on its leash. I don’t think most perpetrators of crime would be taking their dog for a leisure walk at the time they’re actually planning on doing something illegal but that’s neither here nor there I guess. As the man was being tackled and wrestled with on the ground, the dog calmly sat down and was wondering why his master was being arrested. As backup arrived the police officers made it a point to pull their guns on the dog that was actually sitting there watching his master get beat the fuck up. I always find it funny how cops get the puckered asshole whenever they see a dog. It’s a dog, officer, what are you afraid of? You have a gun, a baton, and pepper spray, so fucking relax.  That dog has four legs and teeth which can be easily dispatched with any of the above 3 items. You are public figures, stop being such pussies.

The above made me hungry for some reason so I decided to walk to the corner and get some pizza real quick for dinner. I went to some random joint that served by the slice. After walking in I noticed that the pizza makers were Armenian (I’m gathering as much from their ‘I Love Armenia t-shirts they were wearing) and were kind of yelling at their customers as they served them, and I quote: “There is ten dollar minimum for credit card bro! You want to use card you have to buy more. If you can’t buy more get out of line!” What the fuck? When it was my turn to order I just grabbed my slices and left. Surprisingly the pizza was actually good, but it wasn’t good enough to talk shit to your customers at that level of intensity, if it all. You’re not the soup Nazi fellas. Your pizza was good but hardly good enough to rectify your douchebaggery and condescending behavior. You’re running a hole-in-the-wall fucking pizza shop, not the Waldorf Astoria.

Moving on, as the night progressed I heard screaming again outside my window (I’m currently on the 9^th floor) and as I gazed upon the grand comic fugue of idiocy down on the street, I began to just laugh. There he was, a homeless man swinging a baseball bat at passersby that had a catcher’s mitt or something attached to the end of it. As he swung at random people, other non-homeless people from the sidewalk began yelling at him. This didn’t deter him much because he brought his crazy party to them as well.  After a while he just lost interest and left, but yeah, seriously, a guy swinging a baseball bat at people for no reason and then just walked away. Not even a minute later, another bum hailed a cab and when the cab stopped he poured his soda on the roof and then threw the plastic bottle at the driver window.

Needless to say this intrigued me so I went downstairs to have a drink or three at the bar and then proceeded to the sidewalk in front of my hotel to do some people watching. I certainly wasn’t disappointed. Two gay men holding hands decided to walk across the street to the “Swig” club where it would appear people were standing in line to get in. One of them was severely inebriated while the other was holding him up. Instead of just yelling random shit like many other drunkards I’ve seen in the bowels of night, he decided to start cursing at everyone and spitting on them. His logic behind this I can only imagine was non-existent. He ended up spitting on some guy’s girlfriend’s dress and was met with a fist to the side of his head. After getting up and everyone else clapping for his assailant, these two gentleman got into a taxi and left.

So is this the town so reveled by the media and travel sites that I’ve been hearing so much about? I’ve been here not even 7 hours and this is what I have witnessed. Why is it so expensive to live here?  If anything you should get a discount for having to deal with the massive amounts of idiocy and I’m assuming felons on a day to day basis. The massive poverty here gets lost within the shade of the skyscrapers and panoramic bay areas. It’s everywhere, but you never see it advertised. It honestly reminds me of being in Tijuana, Mexico with my friends back when we were 18. Downtown “San Fran” is very reminiscent of Revolution in TJ except with a little less trash everywhere. This city is best visited from above, flown over, and left behind in the horizon. If they didn’t have a constant influx of conventions here, I doubt as many people would waste their time coming here unless they seriously had no clue as to how the city really is. Like with any large city you’re going to have your good areas and bad. However the bad areas in this city are just serious shitholes. I would take your standard ghetto area in Los Angeles over the ridiculousness that is this city. I can say that this place is nothing more than a left wing liberal stew of poverty and idiocy. If you want to come here merely to say you’ve been to San Fran (yes I’m calling it San Fran because the locals here hate it) then by all means do so. However I can tell you traveling all over this shithole for work, it’s not worth the price of your internet connection to make flight arrangements.

In actually reading more about the city I'm currently in I came upon a hilarious site called www.SanFransucks.com. I highly recommend you check it out for some more shocking but supposedly true stories about the goings on here.

Softball and the Fat Fucks Who Play It...

It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t a left you, with a dope beat to rep to. *Rubs the record in* Ok here we go…

First and foremost I apologize for my untimely hiatus. It certainly wasn’t intentional but many things get in the way of one of my favorite past times which is of course writing for all of you who take the time to read and enjoy the archaic symphony that is my life. This is an article about sports, softball to be exact (if you want to even call softball a sport). I think baseball is incredibly boring and fucking stupid so I don’t think you really need to know my sentiments on the game of softball except that it is played professionally by girls. This particular tale takes place in the summer of 2010 while I was working for a telecom company here in fabulous Las Vegas. Just as a sidenote, if you take the time to google the word “softball” and click on the image link you will get nothing but pictures of girls playing. This should have been a precursor for what I was to expect. Typical. Google knows everything. Too lazy to do it? Here ya go:

Who Softball is Really Meant For

I was approached by some of the older males at my office in regards to starting a company softball team. Me being me, I thought, “Great, a little something to do on a Friday after work with some of these co-workers of mine that would most likely involve beer and commenting on some of the women in the stands while maybe going to a bar afterward. Perfect!” But I’m a typical guy and I didn’t expect there to be a massive amount of “bitchassness” as I so often call it amongst other so-called men. But when you get a bunch of guys of a certain age together to partake in random shit like something as dumb as softball, things tend to transpire that aren’t of the highest accord. See the ugly chick behind him laughing? Yeah that's pretty much what happens.

I agreed to start playing with these douchebags, not yet knowing they were douchebags, as I try to keep as far away from douchebaggery as humanly possible. We started meeting up for practices and I started noticing little idiosyncrasies that should have been pre-warning  for the events to come. These guys were in their mid to late 40’s and often times boasted about the 20 years they’ve been playing softball, which of course was funny to me because they fucking sucked. They sucked so good that had they been fellating me I would’ve cum in 30 seconds, but that’s neither here nor there, yet. What I found to be truly incredulous was how the rest of us were all ridiculed for how bad we played. I remember batting at practice and making a double, which is pretty decent for someone who couldn’t care less about playing this stupid game, yet I was still told that I ran to slow and should’ve cleared those bases far quicker than I did. It was at this time I yelled in front of everyone at my aggressor stating, “If you just did what I did you fat son of a bitch you would’ve broke your hip! I walk with more style than you do, let alone getting base hits in this faggot ass game!” What’s important for the reader to understand here was that the guy whom I yelled at was my supervisor at work, kind of. That ceased being the case a few short weeks later, but I digress. Do you think Papa Dom gave a shit? No he did not. Once we leave the office and go anywhere you’re no longer my boss or superior in any way. That being the case, once we step on that field, I will talk shit to you in such a demeaning and below-the-belt fashion you will want to fight me in the parking lot. It was obvious that these morons didn’t know who the fuck they were talking to. I fold and cringe for no man, especially fat forty somethings playing a lame ass game because they were obviously failures in sports as children and want to attempt to relive these failures in a more successful way later on in life. Seriously, these fucking retards thought we were playing in the world series with bases loaded and I was next at bat.

It wasn’t long before the rest of the team got sick of listening to their bullshit as well. I think we all played a total of about five games and then things started slowing down significantly in regards to anybody showing up, I was the first no show. It was relayed to me at work that they had to forfeit the rest of the season because they had lost their entire team. I was seriously wasting my Friday nights when I could’ve been out chasing addictions of the flesh but instead was sitting around with a bunch of old fucks who have nothing else in their life but being the coaches of a shitty softball team. There was maybe two really decent people on this entire team and neither of them were it. This just goes to show that often times people who have nothing substantial in their life, try to make other people a part of their stupid factions and it blows up in their face. They lost their league deposit as well as their respect at work. I made sure to spread verbal poison about their hobby and how after two decades of bragging about playing softball they were still horrible at it. It is absolutely fine if you choose to play a sport simply for the love it whilst sucking the whole time, I understand the love of a game. However if you are going to brag about the length of time you’ve been doing, ridicule others at how they play when they haven’t played since junior high, and then playing absolutely horribly yourself, than it’s time for you to simply just shut the fuck up. One of these guys seriously asked me if I could hook him up with some chicks one weekend. I was like, “First off, why the fuck would I hang out with you on the weekend? Secondly, what makes you think I would throw some pussy your way for any reason whatsoever? If I go out on the weekend and hook up with someone, it’s because I put in work to do so. You sir, being a divorcee of two women already pretty much tells me that you suck as a person or you’re just stupid for getting married twice and failing both times, or all of the above. Either way, no.” The nerve of some people.  Even in the dugout I was talking shit:

“Hey Barry, you’re a shitty coach and you also suck at softball pretty bad.”

“Fuck you, this is MY team! I’m the coach, I run shit on this field!”

“This is all you have in your life huh? You go to work, you go home, watch some porn perhaps, some reruns of cheers and then go to bed. I’m surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet.”

“Fuck you.”

“You probably couldn’t even do that well.”

He got pretty furious with me, but that’s what happens when you throw down the gauntlet with someone who doesn’t take pussy games like softball seriously. Hockey? Sure. Football? Fuck yeah. Softball? Yeah, you can go eat a dick.

So the ultimate point of this tale is that if you wish to join an extra-curricular activity with co-workers whom you already spend 40 or more hours a week with, they better be some really cool motherfuckers and furthermore they better not expect much out of you if they’re not paying you for your attendance at such activities. In fact, I had to pay out of pocket to endure the above bullshit Friday evenings which is infuriating to think about when I think back on what I COULD’VE been doing instead. They even asked if I knew anyone else who would like to play. I’m glad those that I asked didn’t take me up on the offer because they would have just kicked the shit out of these fellas without any hesitation. I’m far nicer than many of my cohorts believe it or not.

So if you play softball and play it as a serious pastime, I urge you to reevaluate your pastimes as a whole. When guys like me walk through the park with my Shar Pei/Pitbull mix and see a bunch of fat fucks on the softball field yelling things at each other and taking such a stupid fucking game so seriously, we’re laughing at you. Seriously. WE ARE FUCKING LAUGHING AT YOUR FAILURE AS A MAN! You are a joke. One extremely long gag reel for passersby and people asked to sit and watch your stupid ass in the bleachers. Go play a real fucking game. You want to run with the dogs or chill on the porch? If you like softball, why don’t you go join a dance school and become a ballerina in your spare time as well? Maybe you can take up tap dancing and pretend your tapping some ass instead of your shiny little  wing tip shoes, because with guys like this, that’s about as close as they’re ever going to get to tapping anything.

I am an asshole and I approve this article.

Sometimes I don't even have to talk shit...

Yup, seriously. It's hilarious to me how all these MTV Jersey Shore bitches find out how just unimportant and untalented they are as soon as they do something outside of the retardation that is MTV. Watching "The Bitch-u-ation" completely bomb here is nothing more than absolute proof of that. I think little by little these Jersey fuckwits are slowly starting to comprehend that the rest of the world seriously thinks they're retarded, except some of the few idiots in Jersey. I hope you enjoy watching this as much as I did the first time.

This is so fucking horrible that I can't even bring myself to watch it anymore. It's not often you can see another human being just suck this bad at something, but what's funny is how he thinks he's doing well. When the master of ceremonies has to get on the podium with you to "assist" with your funny, you suck. You better just get back to the shore with the rest of your godamned retarded friends and fat, talentless whores and pretend like you're all still awesome somewhere.

That is all.

Coming up next I'll discuss the social faux paus of fat guys playing fucking softball in a local park near you but actually taking it seriously.

To Every Hot Girl on Planet Earth, Here is Your Manifesto...

I believe it is high time that I address all of you formally instead of individually as I run into you here and there. It has come to my attention quite some time ago that there are a great many misconceptions about your existence, and if I may have just a few minutes of your time I assure you it will be worth it. I'll go ahead and insert my customary pictures so you're not just looking at a bunch of words these next few minutes. I know that irritates you and your attention span is lackluster at best.

First and foremost I'm not putting all the blame on you. Successful men of the world have been enabling you since the inception of society. By this I mean that they cater to your every whim as long as you remain hot. Remember Helen of Troy? You probably don't, but the Trojan War was started because of her and her hotness. Men have died over a vagina they never had any stake in fornicating with. Again, this is unacceptable, but in hindsight, she may have instigated this tragedy, but men were ultimately to blame for the bloodbath that ensued shortly thereafter.

This girl is the LAST person you should choose as a role model. Seriously.Adam Carolla said that the most evil people on planet Earth are hot white chicks in their twenties with an undeserved sense of entitlement. I'd like to expand upon that and say hot chicks in their twenties and just involve the whole gamut of offenders here. I've never had a problem hooking up with any of you for the most part, but it's always short-lived and do you know why? Because none of you bring anything to the table except your looks. You have failed to develop a personality and for many, you have failed miserably at even being likable. You really have become just the worst kind of people. You make absolutely NO contributions to society, yet you want everything handed to you on a silver platter but do nothing to actually attain all that which you desire except going to the gym. This may be due to your upbringing or maybe you're just lazy. After whomever your benefactor is gets tired of you, you're stuck there wondering what went wrong. What went wrong is that you maneuvered yourself into a consortium of nothing more than to be used for sex and then to be put back onto the shelf of dating and mediocrity. Are you starting to see the folly of your ways yet? You see, hot girls will never have trouble finding a man to date or getting free dinners somewhere nice. Some schlub out there will always be willing to bankroll your activities is long as he eventually gets to dwell in your love nest at some point, but eventually he'll grow tired of your bullshit whining and complaining about pointless, trivial horseshit and send you on your merry way. When you are constantly offering up a shit sandwich, please don't become upset because we decide to go elsewhere to eat. You have absolutely no integrity as people and your moral compass is so completely fucked I'm amazed some of you can find your car in the parking lot.

So instead of abasing you any further I have decided to do something else entirely. I mean I can talk shit about you all day and all night, thus completely destroying the self-esteem you don't even have but I'm not going to do that. That's only for my entertainment and it doesn't help the situation we're all facing in society. Instead I'm going to help you and give you some helpful hints on not only to be better people but how to improve your life and be proud of what you are capable of becoming as a person.

• First and foremost, do something of merit. The majority of most human beings have aspirations and if not aspirations, passions about something in life. If your only passion is getting the new coach bag that just came out, this is directed at you. There is no bigger turn off than a shallow, materialistic succubus of a woman. I am a 31 year old man who has already banged a majority of you out there who fall into this category. After listening to your non-sensical prattle for months on end, I finally grew you tired of your insolence and sent you on your merry way. The things you complained about blew me away. Your friend didn't invite you to a party with her. One of your girlfriends is banging your other girlfriend's boyfriend. They were out of the new Iphone at the Apple store and you have to wait a week to go in there with your daddy's credit card to get it. I guess in your perfect, sheltered little world you found these things to be substantial and because you are incapable of managing your life, much less your emotions, you decided to tell me about all your problems. The only issue here was that none of these were problems and any real man listening to them would roll his eyes and eventually tell you to shut the fuck up, stop crying, stop complaining about nothing, and reevaluate your life. Do something of substance. If you believe in something stand behind it. Let others know of your intentions and show some godamned substance for once in your life. Look at Jenna Jameson, she's stupid as fuck when it comes to all her PETA beliefs, but at least she's about something else besides just taking money shots to the face. You don't necessarily have to be right, but as a human being, if nothing else, stand for something. It makes you less transparent and people will take you more seriously than just being a walking campaign promise for your vagina. I'm giving you gold here.

• Second, get some semblance of an education. This goes with where I said becoming proud of the person you can become. I can understand if you're not college material, not everybody is, but if you're going to do something, do something a little more substantial than going to hair dressing school or being a massage therapist. Engage yourself in something that will actually involve the use of your mind and intellect. Surround yourself with people who encourage this type of behavior and who want you to succeed. Don't just surround yourself with people who are already successful and willing to give you a few of their bread crumbs because they know you'll never amount to anything but the sex is decent. I promise you that when you achieve what it is you're aiming for something amazing will happen. When you attain that first accomplishment, you're going to get hungry for more. I can assure you with the utmost certainty that this is NOT an easy road, but guess what, you have an advantage. You're hot. People in most any venue of life will listen to hot girls that are about something, than someone who is less attractive with the greatest of intentions. This is just how the human condition works. And the more you educate yourself in not just things of an academic nature but also things like life experience, I guarantee you even I would consider dating you longterm. Men LOVE women of a worldly nature who have a higher sense of awareness of who they are and where they're going. Compare that of course to the girl who wants a teacup poodle to put in her purse and a new pair of Gucci sunglasses and you'll see the difference in men's attention towards you. Instead of actually just wanting to fuck you because you're hot, you'll find that we actually take a genuine interest in your existence and want to be around you because we actually enjoy what you have to say and who you are.

• Third, get off the mindset that you have to have fancy things and name brand items to validate your existence. I can tell you that the vast majority of men couldn't give two shits about your new Prada bag, your new extensions, or your Jessica Simpson pumps. Really, we don't care. We love a woman to look great when she's out, but when you become a walking billboard because that's what it takes to make you feel good about yourself, just stop. You need to search within yourself and see why it takes material things to make you feel validated as a person. A man would much rather have a woman who can engage him in intellectual conversation instead of having someone whose entire closet is filled with shoes and clothes, most of which they don't even wear. I'm not telling you not to buy these things, but work towards your goals in life first. Go after your goals with everything you have, and when those accomplishments actually turn into financial achievements, I guarantee you when you buy that next Coach bag it will be all the more sweet. You may even find that you have somewhat lost the will to even want to buy such things because you don't need them anymore to feel good about yourself. Few will admit it, but hot girls have some of the lowest self-esteems out there. Imagine the day where you don't need to buy fancy bullshit to feel good about who you are.

• Fourth, stop being daddy's little girl and do things on your own. It's really a beautiful thing to have parents there to help you and be there for you when you need them, but when you actually have to rely on them instead of being your own person, this is where you fall short. So many women out there rely on daddy's credit cards for financial happiness yet look down on other's who don't have the same things that they have, I can't even believe it. Have you ever stopped to think that your father gives you these things because he honestly believes your too stupid to take care of yourself? No doubt blaming himself for his poor parenting skills because they have been a disadvantage to you in the long run? The fact that you have to rely on a man to change a flat tire on your car instead of learning how to do it yourself should be reason enough for you to stop and take a good long look at your life and seek the independence you so long for but don't know how to acquire. Well Papa Dom is trying to help you here and I'm giving you so much information on how to be a better person right now that I hope you're taking notes. This again comes back to being your own person and not seeking approval from others for what you do. How great would it be when you no longer need to take money from your parents and everything you have in this world has come from you and you alone? The self-motivation you would get from that single event by itself is absolutely priceless and I encourage you to go after it. Unless you are a completely lazy and worthless piece of shit, when you start achieving things on your own, you're going to become an addict. You'll want to keep going and going and going, and again remember you already have an advantage, you're hot. Attractive people in this world just have things far easier than people who are not. This is scripture and there is no reversal to this law.

Holly here tried to capture Hef's empire through urging him to give her a child. He said no and now she does burlesque shows in Vegas for survival. Also, who would want to bang her knowing that Hef's wrinkly old genitals were inside there? Yuck.

Lastly, albeit somewhat morbid, I want you to think about your funeral. Envision for a moment that your life has come to an end. This is it, everything you have done up to this point is officially over. Now what do you imagine people saying about your life as you lay there in a casket? Will they be reciting the typical funeral template of warm-hearted sentiments?

“Oh she was a great person to be around.”

“Oh, she always told the funniest blond jokes...”

OR would you rather people really dig deep to find the right words? For example:

“She was so passionate about helping others and giving back to society. She had a way of just capturing the hearts of others with her nurturing persona and was the most loving mother and wife. She brought so many wonderful and amazing things to us in this world, her passing will be felt by all of us for the rest of our lives. Not only was she my best friend, but she was also the best person I knew and I only wish I could be half the person she ended up being. Nobody else brought with them such a passion for life, integrity as a human being, love as a person and just lit up the room whenever she walked into it. Her husband and children adored her and the world just lost one of it's brightest and greatest people.”

Now which one sounds better to you? It is not too late to become a better person, to stand for something and to create a following of like-minded individuals. Having a husband who doesn't go to bed every night knowing he made a grave mistake marrying you. You going to bed at night being 100% content with your life yet still striving for even more. Steve Jobs said in a speech to Harvard, “When you look in the mirror and ask yourself, 'If today was the last day of my life, would I want to be doing what I'm about to do today?' And if the answer is no too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.” So ask yourself that question. Ask yourself that question every single day, because quite honestly life is too short and there's no reason you need to remain the same shallow, materialistic person you are today who has no goals, no ambitions and isn't about shit. Change who you are and become a better girlfriend, and ultimately one day a better wife and mother. As men we're always willing to help an attractive girl, but if that girl is actually about something more than just being transparent like everyone else, I assure you that all of us will go the distance for you because we know you're not looking for a handout. You're looking for the real thing and we'll see that. Understand, there is nothing special about a hot girl who isn't about anything in life. You're not even a commodity. I live in Vegas and can throw a rock in any direction and hit a hot girl square in the head. They're everywhere. But what is not in surplus supply are women who are beautiful, intelligent, and have integrity as people. So this is my advice to all of you and it is my greatest hope that you take it for what it is and make those necessary changes to become better people. We should not be a society that cares about Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashians stupid asses. They do nothing, they contribute nothing, and they're not about shit except their last name and making sex tapes. Is that what you aspire to be? I hope not, because the intelligent, worthwhile men on this planet are all laughing at you. Do something different, try and impress us for once, I guarantee you that the look you'll get off our faces will be all the proof you need to know that I'm right. 2011 is a week away, so watcha gonna do?

“The greatest service a woman could ever accomplish for herself is to completely dissolve her dependency on a man for survival in today's world.”

-The DomMega December 23^rd, 2010