Yes exactly.
half man, half amazing
My name is Dominic and these are my personal digital musings interwoven with sarcasm and indifference. I prove my manhood in many ways like going 3 days without shaving just so that my mirror remembers who it's servicing. I take sporadic trips to the zoo just to punch 400lb gorillas in the face. I throw highly poisonous cobras in my pants merely to pass time and for free acupuncture. I showed number 2 who it worked for along with killing my twin at birth for being related to me and crying. I once put a grown man in the intensive care unit for six years because I observed him eating a pink cupcake in public. Some people add 151 to their cocktails for an extra kick, I go to the Chevron and squirt some 92 supreme octane in mine. I personally ended World War 2 when I called Hitler and told him to kill himself. I'm not sure you'll find a manlier individual within city limits.
Sometimes I end up having sex with lesser mortals who are women (although a select few are awesome). Our interactions usually don't have a great element of longevity involved, but that is probably because I'm so self-absorbed. When I get bored with them I usually cease calling them back and move forward with emotionally destroying others. I don't want you to be disappointed due to false advertising like most other guys do to assist their insecurities. Courtesy calls of most any kind can be procured at your local concierge desk, at a hotel or health spa, but not through me. If you're still around for breakfast though you might get one of my awesome omelettes with bacon and a beverage of your choosing. I have been emotionally unavailable for years, so if you try to get in touch with my inner child or anything like that you're probably going to get a busy signal. No, I'm not really that bad, but I am creating a safety net for myself because I'm not that far off.
My main focal point will be describing the less desirables in society and the basic outlandish events that have occured in my life. I will of course be getting into my severe distaste of "dude-bros" which is so severe in fact I decided to name this entire blog interface after them. I will also be getting into so-called thugs, gangstas, posers, douchebags, trust fund kids, and just about every other nonsensical moronic dolt walking our planet today. However I don't consider the majority of what I write to be actual blogs, I consider them to be articles or blueprints on life in general, so you should really pay attention. Blogs are things people write on a semi-religious basis when they feel people are actually interested in whatever the hell it is they do on a day to day basis. I don't foresee people who read my shit to follow this doctrine of thought. I really don't care what you do every single day and I hardly expect the same to be true for me. I would insert even more accolades proclaiming how awesome I am and how I'm an incredible service to mankind like when I invented gravity or systematically assassinated 17 members of Al Queda on my lunchbreak with a paperclip and a shoe horn, but there's far too many to catalog here.
I live in Las Vegas. There are a lot of really retarded people here, more so than I had previously encountered in Los Angeles growing up. I will write about their social inadequacies and their interactions with me. I will also discuss things that really grind my gears or bring my piss to a boil when I'm out and about. The vast majority of everything you read here will be heavily based on my life both in L.A. and Las Vegas, from dating and relationships to all out debauchery and property damage (one weekend being in excess of $10,000) Thanks for reading and please feel free to comment.
Enjoy...
and on a final note, I leave you with this:
"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holdin' on..."
-the immortal Dean Martin
Best Regards,
Dominic Lacerenza